Picks o’ the litter(box)

Looking back at some of my favorite posts, for better or worse.

Rebel’s Run…outta cash

God, this is hilarious. Right-wingers have tried for decades to make their version of whatever's hot in pop culture, and it always-always-always sucks balls. In this case their racist superhero movie imploded before even getting made, taking all its donated funds with it, much to everyone else's delight. Who collected that money for "safekeeping"? Steve...

Somebody (don’t) think about the children!

Sooooo, this happened: Arizona GOP Candidate Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating In Truck Near PreschoolRandy Kaufman was arrested Oct. 4 but suspended his campaign Tuesday following media reports of his arrest. Kaufman is running for the governing board of the Maricopa County Community College District, and was allegedly caught masturbating by the county’s community college police.“[Kaufman] appeared to...

Remember this dipshit?

The Washington Post poses an interesting question: what does Madison Cawthorn do now? This can be answered with a different question: who gives a flying fuck? What does Madison Cawthorn do now?Since his defeat in May, Cawthorn, who through a spokesman declined to be interviewed, has voted by proxy 86 times in the House, according...

Shit-apples, shit-tree, etc.

Well, what a surprise: the guy who tried to shoot up the F.B.I. and ended up being the one getting filled with holes just happens to be a rabid Trumper. Who coulda guessed? FBI shooter was prolific contributor to Trump’s Truth Social websiteIn the minutes after an armed man in body armor tried to breach...

Impossibly dumb

Imagine being so entrenched in fabricated culture wars that the addition of veggie sausage to a restaurant menu sends you flying into a righteous "anti-woke" rage. Cracker Barrel adds Impossible sausage to menu, causes online stirCracker Barrel’s country tranquility was apparently shattered on Monday, when the chain announced on Facebook that customers could customize their breakfast plate...

Twatty AZ Trumpers force-fed another dose of reality

So the Trumpanzees declared that 282 dead people voted in the election. Only one of them was actually dead. Not ideal, but hardly a "stolen" election. Arizona attorney general: No evidence of widespread dead voters in 2020Brnovich’s office spent months examining allegations that 282 people who were dead before Oct. 5, 2020, voted in the...

Christians ready to install Trump on a heavenly throne

Have any of them even read that Bible they claim to hold so dear? Can they even read?

Retroactive whining

“Unnngghhh, my beliefs are sooooo precious and fragile! Having to wear a mask is an attack on my very faith!”

News from the American Hellscape: We’re All Fucked

Let's start with the one we all knew was coming, the one that gets conservatives all hot and juicy down there...

Hey America, what time is it??

Yes! It's time to declare we're living in the EEEEENNNND TIIIIIMMMMEEESSSSS!! Again. Is it the end of the world? Russia’s war on Ukraine has some Christians wondering.The war in Ukraine has reignited beliefs among some conservative evangelicals that Russia could help fulfill biblical prophecies about the end of the world. These evangelicals, particularly charismatic Christians...

Truth Social is already circling the drain

Oh, seeing Trump fail is such a beautiful thing to watch. It was doomed to fail from the beginning: a botched, buggy launch, accusations of stolen code, massive security holes, waitlists for users, a lack of engagement by some of the right-wing's most reality-challenged stars... It's a thing of beauty. Disgusting, pathetic, humiliating beauty. I...

Someone needs his dipey changed

Isn't it heartwarming to see child stars returning to their roots and acting like children again? Former Child Star Ricky Schroder Has Public Meltdown Over Museum Mask RuleThis time, Schroeder flipped out on security guards who asked him to wear a mask before entering the Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library & Museum in Abilene, Kansas,...

Oh, he has some regrets

People like this always say they "have no regrets" because it makes them feel like big tough guys after seeing the catastrophic results of their own actions. Because admitting your mistakes somehow makes you less of a man or something...? A Texas lawyer says he had 'hit rock bottom' after losing his fiancée, friends, and...

Trump’s feculent desperation accelerates

Imagine someone running for President using these arguments to lure in voters. And you should imagine it, because this is now the norm in America. And somehow it works. At CPAC Trump made a terrifying new promise to his followers: I will hurt Democrats for you"Our mission in 2022 and 2024 is to take on...

One Texas parent’s war against readin’

First of all, Trump is a massive bully. His supporters are fully aware of this, but they've adopted his habit of accusing others of what he does himself. Because they're fuckin' monsters. A Texas parent demanded a Michelle Obama biography be pulled from schools because they said it would make white girls feel 'ashamed'The Katy,...

Bonus: kooks vs. ninjas

As if the news that Cyber Ninjas has been flushed down the proverbial shitter wasn't enough, we can have this lil' tidbit as a schadenfreude chaser. Cyber Ninjas Attacked by MAGA Audit Fans After Court RulingAfter a disastrous day in court on Thursday, the company behind Arizona’s chaotic Maricopa County election “audit” is disbanding, and now some...

Cyber Ninjas: flushed at last

At first I was surprised it took this long for Cyber Ninjas to collapse under the weight of its own incompetence, but then I remembered that we live in the American Hellscape where up is down, lies are truth, and ex-presidents are orange. But at last we have it: the final slap in the face...

Buh-bye, betch

Well look who's the latest to get booted from Twitter! I'm sure she's been shrieking about "censorship" after all this, but you know what? Nobody cares. Fuck off to one of those shittier echo chambers like Gettr or Parler or Insurrectionr or whatever slums these conservative asshats scurry off to when they can't play nice...

Bleachy keen!

You know what? I fail to see any downsides to this. So... some unhinged right-wing culties are drinking poison. Are we supposed to feel some way about that? Other than mild amusement, I mean? You can't save these people, and they don't want to be saved. Leave them to their magic potions and maybe their...