Bonus: kooks vs. ninjas

As if the news that Cyber Ninjas has been flushed down the proverbial shitter wasn't enough, we can have this lil' tidbit as a schadenfreude chaser.Cyber Ninjas Attacked by MAGA Audit Fans After Court RulingAfter a disastrous day in court on Thursday, the company behind Arizona’s chaotic Maricopa County election “audit” is disbanding, and now some rightwing... Continue Reading →

Cyber Ninjas: flushed at last

At first I was surprised it took this long for Cyber Ninjas to collapse under the weight of its own incompetence, but then I remembered that we live in the American Hellscape where up is down, lies are truth, and ex-presidents are orange. But at last we have it: the final slap in the face... Continue Reading →

Buh-bye, betch

Well look who's the latest to get booted from Twitter! I'm sure she's been shrieking about "censorship" after all this, but you know what? Nobody cares. Fuck off to one of those shittier echo chambers like Gettr or Parler or Insurrectionr or whatever slums these conservative asshats scurry off to when they can't play nice... Continue Reading →

Bleachy keen!

You know what? I fail to see any downsides to this. So... some unhinged right-wing culties are drinking poison. Are we supposed to feel some way about that? Other than mild amusement, I mean? You can't save these people, and they don't want to be saved. Leave them to their magic potions and maybe their... Continue Reading →

GOP bails out fake billionaire

What? Isn't he supposed to be a big, huge, mega-rich super billionaire? Or does he owe so many millions to foreign banks and Russian oligarchs that he can't afford to pay his own lawyers' fees? This means that the GOP is so enraptured under Trump's dumbstupid spell that they're willing to pay his legal bills...for... Continue Reading →

Stopping the steal…by stealing

Hey, look! After 11 months of bullshit and lies, it finally paid off with some (apparently) coordinated election fraud! Sure, they all voted for the Orange Shitbag, but it still... Mission sorta accomplished? Way to go, elderly residents of The Villages! Florida Trump supporters arrested on charges of casting more than one vote in 2020... Continue Reading →

Covidiot Counties

If you needed more proof that being Pro-Trump also means being Pro-COVID, look no further than this NPR study. Pro-Trump counties now have far higher COVID death ratesNPR looked at deaths per 100,000 people in roughly 3,000 counties across the U.S. from May 2021, the point at which vaccinations widely became available. People living in... Continue Reading →

This QNut has had enough

I don't know about you, but I absolutely loooooooove reading about disgruntled QAnon cultists whining about the collapse of all the bullshit their entire reality hinges on. These people are slow to process things, but when it finally hits them it's magical. QAnon Follower Writes Open Letter to Donald Trump Over Failed Predictions: 'Tired of... Continue Reading →

Driven insane

I got stuck behind this genius the other day and couldn't roll my eyes hard enough. Imagine feeling the desperate need to slap this nonsense on your car, as if you (in your Subaru Forester) know some secret truth that the eeevil journalists and scientists are hiding. What a sad, sad way to live your... Continue Reading →

Tabula Sorta Rasa

In an attempt to do something a bit different, I've started a separate blog under the original title of this one: Total Obscurity. My goal is to keep it free of politics and religion, two topics which seem to have overtaken Q.M., in favor of longer ramblings and recollections of odd things. My life isn't... Continue Reading →

Has Christmas come early??

Despite certain white guys being rewarded for killing protestors with automatic weapons, we've had some good news in the last few weeks. It's like a Black Friday sale on justice for assholes who really had it coming. Thank you, Santa! First, we have these two dirtbags who pushed the election fraud lie into the court... Continue Reading →

Keep on fuckin’

Just when you think we're done hearing about how Trump fucked America, a new tidbit gets knocked loose. Some of this we already knew, but not just how far they went to suppress info that could have saved tens of thousands of lives. The damage this con man has done to our country is incalculable.... Continue Reading →

Dirty birds

So... Twitter admits their platform spreads right-wing lies and vitriol more than anything from the left. Gasp! Twitter Algorithms Amplify Right-leaning Political Content More Than Left-leaning, Company Says Citing Own ResearchTwitter is publicly sharing research findings today that show that the platform's algorithms amplify tweets from right-wing politicians and content from right-leaning news outlets more than people... Continue Reading →

Slammer time for insurrection Karen

Well, well, well. She tried to blame "antifa" for the riots, and that didn't work. She also tried to claim her white skin and blonde hair would save her from punishment. How's that working out, hmmm? Capitol Rioter Who Boasted She Wouldn’t Go to Jail Because She’s White Is Going to Prison Ryan in March... Continue Reading →

"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead." --Mr. Peanutbutter

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