Hey, depressed Americans! Forget the War in Iraq, forget those alleged Korean nukes, forget those closeted Republican boychasing geezers. Here’s some news to wipe it all away, creating a shiny new world of limitless possibilities where humankind lives together in harmony with nature and spirit. This can only mean…Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have renewed their friendship and are shooting another season of “The Simple Life.”
Mr Murray said for the next season of the programme he plans to put the pair on a deserted island with a group of survivalists. The decision was reached after they agreed to appear side-by-side again. “They reached out to each other in universal disdain for the island concept and rekindled their friendship,” he said.
Wow! Nothing makes a nation of retards happier than stupid spoiled whores on T.V. Praise Jesus and pass the remote!