A certain Colorado priest likes to go jogging naked at a local high school track during the wee hours of the morning. He was recently busted by a cop who spotted him, and now he’s facing charges of indecent exposure. He says he doesn’t like sweating, so he prefers to strip down for his runs and let his little bishop go flippity-floppity all over the place. Now, I know what you’re thinking: just another day in the life of a Catholic priest, right? But the most outrageous part of the story is that if he’s convicted of indecent exposure, he’ll be registered as a sex offender. Say what? Far be it for me to defend a priest, especially those naked ones, but he wasn’t seen by anyone but a cop, and I’m sure the cop wasn’t deeply scarred by the incident. This guy may have had an extreme solution to his sweat problem, but he didn’t cause any harm or trauma whatsoever to anyone! It’s a victimless crime, for fuck’s sake…make him jog in his Virgin Mary Underoos or whatever, but this “sex offender” stuff is a bit much.