Say it ain’t so! Britney’s been ordered to give up her children because she’s too busy being a crack whore to be a mom. Apparently she’s been reading The Courney Love Guide To, Like, Parenting. Now these poor kids are being handed over to Kevin Federline, as if he’s going to do a better job! I’ll bet he can’t even boil hot dogs without setting the house on fire.
Won’t somebody please think of the children!!