Boy, the Democrats are falling all over themselves trying to woo the God vote. Every day it’s another story about Obama kneeling in church or Hillary speaking in tongues, both trying to prove who’s the bigger zealot, who loves Baby Jesus more. Don’t the Republicans have a corner on this crap? This is the kind of thing that sane people vote against. Sorry, but the last thing our country needs right now is another religious asshole in power. We don’t even want a pretend religious asshole — just leave religion out of it completely, will ya? Jesus!
Actually I probably shouldn’t say “we” so much — there too many weak-willed sheeple out there who fall for this kind of thing every time. They vote however their church tells them to, rather than making informed decisions. But what do I care? At the rate things are going, I may not vote for anyone at all!