Well! Looks like McDonald’s is in the dog (god?) house with the puke-inducingly-named American Family Association. Turns out they’re an evil homo-loving company who will drag us all into hell (if their food isn’t already doing the job).
What did McDonald’s do to cross the AFA, its president, Donald Wildmon, and — by extension — Jesus (R-Nz.)? They donated $20,000 to the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce. McDonald’s’ revenue runs about five billion dollars a quarter, so you can see their profound commitment to destroying the family through sodomy.
The AFA says that by donating one thousandth of one percent of its 2007 earnings, “McDonald’s has chosen not to remain neutral but to give the full weight of their corporation to promoting the homosexual agenda.” Which seems like a kind of shrill definition of “full weight,” but maybe it’s like the Quarter Pounder®, and it’s the weight before cooking that counts.
Who would have guessed that hot meat stuffed between two fluffy, sauced-up buns could ever conjure up impure, gayosexual thoughts amongst the churchies? Maybe the clown gives some of them a stiffy, hard to tell. He does seem awfully happy.
All I can say is… I’m lovin’ it.