These are a few things I’ve had bookmarked for the blog for a while so it’s time to get ’em out there.
So this is why Ronald McDonald is always smiling! God, this is funny. Not enough guys going down on him, though…I think ol’ Ronald needs someone who knows how to do it right.
Also from holytaco.com comes 40 Awesome Versions of Jesus. I think the guitar one and the birthday card are my faves. Gloriously blasphemeous, and just in time for the holidays!
I’ve only seen one season of “American Idol”, and that was only because my partner at the time was really into that “everyday people competing on T.V.” shit. It was the season with Ruben and Clay, and it was interesting…for one season. After that, I was over it. But it’s still a huge hit, and judging by this hilarious video of heartbroken David Archuleta fans, it can crush one’s soul and ruin one’s life for all eternity.
I love how they all shriek in agony and cover their faces like they’re watching someone kick the crap out of their puppy. A couple even drop to their knees, screaming “No! Noooo!” One of them even shouts, “How could they vote for that guy? He doesn’t even SHAVE!” It’s priceless. (The good stuff happens about 30 seconds in.)