So the American Veterinary Medical Association is having a convention here in Seattle, and they thought it would be fun to have a team-building exercise starring the famous fish throwers from Pike Place Market. You know, the guys who impressively toss fish across the room when someone buys them?
Cue the psychotic fucktards of PETA. They’re claiming that throwing dead fish is like “throwing dead kittens.” I shit you not.
Now, I’m all for stopping animal cruelty, but what the HELL does this have to do with that? Nothing, obviously. The fish are fucking DEAD. It’s just a way for PETA to get some attention in the news, so I’m guessing their membership must be down this year. Shit, if these people had their way, fishing would be banned globally and people would starve to death…unless they switched to eating only vegetables. But what about those veggie rights, can’t you hear the carrots scream??
Now the AVMA is considering dropping the fish-throwing thing, cowering like dogs with tails tucked. Shame on them if they back down, and a double fuck-you to PETA for forgetting how many animal lives are saved by veterinarians every single day. PETA has proven itself to be a completely useless organization once again.