I loathe Comic Sans like most other people with any sense of taste. I shudder with revulsion when people at work send out emails and official company documents formatted with it, looking like a retarded child scrawled it with a broken crayon. Goddammit, stop that! Don’t you know how using Comic Sans makes you look?
But now the font speaks up in defense of its own use, and it has a lot to say. Wow, I don’t think I’d like to meet this font in a dark alley. It would definitely kick my ass.
Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.