In “Dungeons and Dragons, Satan’s Game,” we learn that D&D is a gateway to Satanism and human sacrifice.
Odd, I remember “Satan’s game” being kind of fun. I never felt possessed or had the desire to try and levitate off the roof of a building. Our DM was even the pastor of my (former) church. But I’m sure some still believe D&D lures children into the stinky crotch of Satan.