Norwegian Cruise Lines has a new luxury ship it wants to try out. Bud Light wants to promote its brand with a new twist. What better place to launch them both than New York. In February. During Super Bowl weekend.
Bud Light has agreed to rent the still-being-built, 146,000-ton Norwegian Getaway and use it as a floating hotel for 4,000 weekend guests. The ship is still under construction in Germany, said Vanessa Lame, a Norwegian spokeswoman. It’s scheduled to arrive in New York Jan. 26.
Is it just me, or does the idea of being on a Bud Light sponsored cruise ship stuffed with 4,000 drunk and stupid Super Bowl fans sound like the 10th Circle of Hell? Just imagine what that place is gonna smell like after a few hours. Yep, nothing screams “Good times!” like being imprisoned at sea on a floating barge of drunk and rapey football douchebags with their equally drunk and vomit-spattered girlfriends.