Tech company tases its intern to show off terrifying new aerial drone
Today at SXSW, the company Chaotic Moon demonstrated its latest product — a drone equipped with a stun gun — in a dramatic display of aerial voltage. In the video below we see the insect-like copter-drone, CUPID Chaotic Unmanned Personal Intercept Drone, stun an intern with laser precision and 80,000 volts of electricity.
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Coooool, a drone that can TASER YOU! Wow, that’s neat! I can’t wait till they start selling these, the streets are gonna be soooooo much safer!
But seriously…the fact that they’re calling this “80,000,000 volts of awesomeness” and trying to spin it as supercoolomgwowamazing is just chilling.
Irish Comedian Dylan Moran Has Landed a Pilot Deal With ABC
Irish comedian Dylan Moran has signed a deal with ABC to create and star in his own pilot, Deadline reports. It’s Moran’s first time working in American television, having co-created and starred in the beloved British sitcom Black Books.
Nooooooo! They’ll ruin whatever he comes up with. It’s on ABC so it’ll be watered-down, “family friendly” crap. American sitcoms on any of the “three letter” networks are, for the most part, mindless trash aimed at the lowest common denominator. I can practically guarantee that if this pilot is picked up, it’ll end up a shite-com by the time the full series airs. Sigh.
Really, Huffington Post? You could have at least kept these a little farther apart on the page, hmmm? So lovely of you to continue to degenerate into sensationalist tabloid “news.”
I’m so goddamned sick of this hideous little troll and her stupid tongue-wagging, crosseyed face. That month she spent doing her “signature look” has forever cemented her on my list of Most Cringe-Inducing Celebrities Ever. Yes, yes, we get it: you’re doing your sexual awakening thing and you want the world to know that your nether regions are all puffed up and whatnot, but seriously – you’re trying waaayyyyyy too hard to be wild and crazy (and relevant). Just do your music or whatever the hell it is you’re famous for and stop acting like a fucking baboon on LSD, mmmkay?
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Seattle police: Masturbating driver targeted Metro passengers
A Seattle driver accused of masturbating behind the wheel while gawking at a woman on a passing Metro bus has been charged with indecent exposure.
King County prosecutors contend Jeffrey Robertson exposed himself to the woman shortly before 7 a.m. on Aug. 21 while stuck in traffic in downtown Seattle. Robertson, 43, has been charged with felony indecent exposure.
Speaking with police, the woman claimed the incident was actually the third time Robertson had exposed himself to her in recent months. According to charging papers, the woman said Robertson appeared to slow his car each time to pull alongside the bus near the intersection of 9th Avenue and Stewart Street.
Concerned she was somehow being targeting by strange man, the woman called 911 and reported the black Volvo station wagon’s license plate number. According to charging papers, the woman provided photos and video showing Robertson in the act.
Lordy. Seattle has its share of crazies year-round, but there’s something about the approaching winter that really brings them out of the woodwork. And to think this creepo may have been stalking the same passenger in his car day after day… Yecchhh.
Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Man Stealing Beer
Store owner Rodney James Duve, 52, of Corpus Christi, Texas was arrested Saturday night after shooting and killing an unidentified 39-year-old man who attempted to leave his store without paying for a 12-pack of beer.
Well, that’s life in America’s Colon for ya: everyone’s packin’ heat and willin’ to blow away every last person who done them harm, great or small. Oh, and them faggots got no right to live. Oh yeah, and them wimmin better just let us men git up in there and take control of them lady parts ’cause wimmin got no bizness makin’ decisions about their own body stuff.
Fuck, I hate Texas.
Iowa Grants Gun Permits To The Blind
DES MOINES, Iowa — Here’s some news that has law enforcement officials and lawmakers scratching their heads:
Iowa is granting permits to acquire or carry guns in public to people who are legally or completely blind.
No one questions the legality of the permits. State law does not allow sheriffs to deny an Iowan the right to carry a weapon based on physical ability.
The quandary centers squarely on public safety. Advocates for the disabled and Iowa law enforcement officers disagree over whether it’s a good idea for visually disabled Iowans to have weapons.
Uhhhh… Hmm. Okay. This is a twist on America’s gun fetish that I wasn’t expecting. But it totally makes sense, right? Why deprive the blind their right to wave a gun around, squeezing shot after shot, hoping to at least come close to hitting the right person? ‘MURICA!
(Personally, I would have gone with pepper spray.)